Just Like a Fergie Song

I have a love/hate relationship with the alarm clock on my phone. On one hand, I usually hear it at 3:50 in the morning when away from my home alarm clock and I have a flight to catch, which is not great because getting up early is...earlier than I want to get up--I mean, it's right there in the phrase itself. On the other hand, I use it when I travel, so I hear it when I am at a friend's house or in a hotel; in that way, the alarm has come to remind me of friends and vacation, which I enjoy as much as the next person.

If you have a Motorola 810 phone, listen to the "Gyroscope" ringer and try to tell me that it wouldn't raise Lincoln from the dead.